CHEAPSKATE ATTORNEY GENERAL

THE CHURCH OF SYCOPHANTOLOGY ASKS: #4
What favors can the Attorney General expect with a measly $30,000 gala at our Lord DJT's glamorous hotel? We applaud the AG's thrift but the Saudi princes and the NRA have already set the hotel bar at six digits. So Mr. AG, add a zero or find another Special Prosecutor Report to twist like a pretzel if you want to score with DJT or join this Church's big leagues. Sainthood don't come cheap.