Our Early Bird President is on the job, and the official election hasn't even officially begun. He learned from the last election, that you have got to get your foreign friends busy well before the suckers vote. Selling voters nonesense takes time. 

If the Ukraine wants our bucks then why shouldn't they help reelect the guy who signs the check? Not every country can give it away gratis the way Russia does.

No wonder that our Greatest Cheater is worshipped by our Church faithful. He will, with a clear conscience and straight face, cheat, lie, extort, and defame anyone and everyone to win reelection. 

What greater honor is there than to serve oneself while lying about serving the country you profess to love? 
Who wouldn't bend the rules if losing meant jail time?

No need now to be concerned about the law. AG Barr, a distinguished member of our flock, has Our Cheater-in-Chief's back. And despite what people say about "equal justice," Our Dear Boy cannot be touched.