we offer you:
free, worldwide, 24/7 access to Mar-a-Lie'o facilities, including:
36 hole golf course,
accounts at discreet banking institutions worldwide,
luxury travel with top political leaders, lobbyists and powerful influencers,
Threats and pay-offs to jilted or disgruntled lovers,
unannounced visits with beauty contestants in their private dressing roomS,
consultation with tax loophole experts, LLC and bankruptcy lawyers,
a free hour on fox Network. no tough questions, guaranteed,
a specialist TO instruct you how to turn on your computer,
and so much more.
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