Maureen Dowd’s latest attack on our greatest DJT (NYT September 16, 2018) shows a profound failure to recognize the growing importance of The Church of Sycophantology in government and daily life.
In an Opinion Piece called, “Trump Finally Makes a Friend,” Dowd, quoting the Australian Prime Minister Morrison, writes:
“(Australians) We don’t want all this political correct nonsense telling people they can’t have an Easter hat parade or a Christmas play in a public school,’” Australia’s first Pentecostal prime minister told me. “‘In my maiden speech, I talked about the voices of faith being driven from the public square.”
I wonder if, like Karen Pence, the devout Morrison was bothered by Trump’s flouting of the Commandments. (Thou Shalt Not Covet All the Playmates and Porn Stars at a Lake Tahoe Golf Tournament).”
If Ms. Dowd had done her journalistic homework, she would have noticed that our savior is strictly following the Commandments of our Universal Church, specifically the important Fourteen Commandment: “There are no commandments. Just grab.”
She would also have learned that as a church member (nay, Church Profit), DJT enjoys the Privileges of Membership. Specifically, membership includes, “Unannounced visits with beauty contestants in their dressing room.”
In America everyone is entitled to their opinion but Ms. Dowd would do well to study Church of Sycophantology doctrine before mouthing-off about our Savior. To charge him with being unfaithful to our sacred Commandments is just plain false. Fortunately, Ms Dowd’s disregard for sacred doctrine might, ex post facto, qualify her for church membership.
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